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Saturday, May 30, 2009


To all young aspiring villains, super villains and wrestling heels, have you ever fought some goody goody who simple never showed a weak angle, or made a stategic mistake or were just to damn strong and were generally kicking the snot out of you. Forget the kryptonite or trying to execute the Cambodian Flying Pinkie Slam. Just haul off and blast your, I-just -fight-clean opponent in their privates. For those who are more interested in results than diabolically complex traps, plots, weapons, fighting stategies or vexing personal relationships, a kick or punch in the gazooch, puts YOU in the driver's seat. For those of you Baddies (and I know you're out there) who are, frankly, more brawn than brain, a punt in the cunt, levels the intellectual difficencies. It gives you respect, despite your antongonist's inability to communicate it, at the time. Why they would shake your hand, if they could pry their hands from their own crotch. Ok, well maybe NOT, but who CARES what they think. The Low Blow not only stops the Heroine cold in her tracks but she then presents you with a PLETHORA of luscious, prime targets from which to choose. For a Heel wrestler or Grappler a Low Blow is an excellent set up for: a chin kick or punch, DDT, Piledriver, Power Bomb, Suplex, Sleeper or a dozen other devastating moves. For the Villain or Super Villain an incapacited Heroine or Superheroine is either stew for the pot or an excellent opportunity to escape. More often than not, her doom is now in your greedy hands. Besides Low Blows are a pinnacle weapon of the VILLIAN. It's EEEVIIILLL !! (pinkie to the corner of my mouth). It takes all the nice, clean, honest, honorable, polite moves and actions of the Face or the Heroine and chucks them in the garbage.


The picture above is the superheroine Princess Pure (yes, she is real royalty AND a Superheroine). Not to belabor you all with a lengthy battle description. A very physically powerful bitch, she also has a power gaze. She was pretty much kicking me all over the hideout when Lisette momentarily distracted the Blonde Bombshell which allowed me the opportunity to give her a violent crotch massage with my right boot. You can see the immediate results. After a few easily executed Superheroine Busters, the Princess Hoity-Toity was laid out in her tights. The Princess is now tied up with carbo-tanium rope: legs spread WIDE with a crotch control rope, wrists and elbows, tied behind her back to a carbo-tanium wall, ball gag, nipple clips and carbo-chains. Pictures are being distributed to her father, the King, his government and the press. All thanks to a LOW BLOW who made this regal bow to ME.


Look at the picture, how would you deal with Princess Pure?


I'd give her a massive uppercut and put out her lights.
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I'd go for those now vulnerable breasts. I'd make her SCREAM!
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PILEDRIVE her!!!!! Send her to beddy-bye!!!
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Slap a Power Sleeper on her. Nighty Night Princess!!
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Villains Choice - PLEASE be creative!
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