Sex Among Supers - Is Any Other Possible?

Dr. Desire, WHY do your sexual escapades always involve superheroines or supervillainess? This question has been asked of me more than once. Superheroines and supervillainesses are, for the most part "super" in most aspects, Physiques of heroic appearance and quality. Granted they fall for traps, make repeated strategic mistakes, become victim to their feelings loyalties and emotions (of which we of the dark side are notably free). But even the most evil among my fellow villains cannot deny their beauty. Whether in lust of physical release or a pathological hatred of their goodness, order and (what they term) justice - we just looove jumping them super bones! Humiliation, torture, getting information or just selling them as very profitable sex toys to very wealthy potentates, dictators, religious cults or corporate heads (same difference) are extremely pleasurable byproducts of the sexual conquest. Most times, this "conquest" is quite literal, as the superheroine who has tangled, run afoul, tried to arrest or simple was the delectable target of opportunity of the super villain, has been beaten, brain washed, hypnotized, trapped, seduced, drugged, knocked out, in short, made helpless and open to the villain's devious and deviant sexual and sensual exploitation. Normal human females, for the most part pale in comparison. To be fair, normal human males are also pathetic in comparison to we male "supers". It is a fair question to ask, why are there so many supervillains online and so few superheroes. A question for another day.

REAL satisfying sex between normal humans and "supers" is quite impossible. A brilliant article written by Larry Niven entitled, "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" outlines many of the physical impossibilities using Superman and Lois Lane as examples. I will place a link to this article at the end of this blog entry. For those who may be to lazy to check out the article I have copied several key problems from the article of having coitus between the two different races:

"Consider the driving urge between a man and a woman, the monomaniacal urge to achieve greater and greater penetration. Remember also that we are dealing with kryptonian muscles.
Superman would literally crush LL's body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout.

Lastly, he'd blow off the top of her head.
Ejaculation of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet. (*One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy's puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?*)
In view of the foregoing, normal sex is impossible between LL and Superman.
Artificial insemination may give us better results."

You can imagine there will be problems with that as well, and you would be right. Oral sex would be suicide as well. In the blog image Wonder Woman is getting cold cocked (maybe hot cocked is more correct) during an after mission shtup. Make you wonder what thrill she gets out of Steve Trevor. But at least his cock doesn't knock her out.

http://www.larryniven.org/stories/Man_of_Steel_Woman_of_Kleenex.shtml