Do you get embarassed when calling your gang together to plan a crime or assembling some criminal bosses and you find out you have no refreshments to offer. So low class. The hideout is looking good, you have the crime of the century planned out to the finest detail and the haul will allow everyone involved to buy a small island in the Caribbean and retire in the lap of luxury. Your chef goes to the kitchen and, what do you got. . . ? Corn chips. How can you conquor the world when you can't even host a decent party?Never be embarassed again, call Dr. Desire Products and speak to our Party and Catering Services. We will supply you with a well knocked out superheroine. They make the best self filling dip dishes. Just stretch your sleepy superheroine on a coffee or card table, unwrap her, grab your favorite corn or tortilla chip and dig in!! MMMMMMM!!!
The superheroine you see in the picture is the Surfing Sentinel. She wiped out against Dr. Desire's fists and is now getting her personal poi scooped out at The Supervillain(ess) Annual Luau. Drinking Mai Tais poured between her breasts has the bad guys and gals lining up at the coffee table.
Desire Products provides the ultimate snack food dispenser. When your dip begins to get low, just massage her breasts or slug her (directions for refilling techniques for individual superheroines vary and will be supplied.) and voila!, plenty of delicious dip, hot and ready for you and your guests. Just let us know whether you prefer sweet or savory dip and we will provide the appropriate superheroine.
For important meetings give your guests a choice of three or four of these KOed honeys. Some more productive superheroines come with a free tap, supplied by your favorite dealer in superheroine clobberin' supplies. Dr. Simone Desire.
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