

It was recently reported by an undercover reporting team that unconscious super heroines were crashing through the heavy slate roof of the Velvet Clam and landing knocked out cold on prepared beds, several times a week.
The images above were taken after the super heroine, Pure Power crashed on to an ornate bed and Wonder Lass dropped like a rock through the roof onto a bed. Both super powered heroine sprawled helplessly as lines of anxious, eager paying customers waited to mount the sleeping beauties. Rumor has it that the buxom, KOed paragons of justice are delivered airborne to the Velvet Clam by a reinforced 500 year old catapult.
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