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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Irresistable Force + Immovable Object = KOed Supergirl


To a supervillain there is no more enthralling sight than watching a cocksure, overconfident, single-minded, do-gooding superheroine attempt to overcome which seems, to the overconfident mind, ("He can't stop ME, I'm SUPERGIRL") relatively easy, only to find that their best effort results in spectacular failure. There are those villains from that same short-sighted ego fault, but they are quickly sifted out of the Evil gene pool. Superheroines, however fall to these character flaws like lemming over the cliff. Here we have Supergirl having been led a merry chase by, your truly. She defeated the thirty mock guards and the eight faux-ninjas. She avoids the leviathan squid and skillfully detects and avoids the two dummy kryptonite traps (a molecular dusting of Big K makes a green painted cement brick scary to any EL). She sees me duck into a heavy, dark grey bunker type building made of thick two feet thick rock. As I expected, she decides to make a dramatic, agressive entrance by smashing through the wall. She builds up tremendous speed and slams, full force into the side of my humble refuge. Her tightly fisted hands strike first and much to Superbabes surprise the "rock" does not crumble or crack or break, it hardly scratches. Her bruised fists rebound and slam into her head with all the power and speed she has put into her attack. A nanosecond later Supergirl's head slams into the "rock" surface. The concussive damage is incredible - to Supergirl. The wall is barely chipped when the body of the Girl of Steel pivots down by the awesome speed and energy generated by Supergirl's power dive into the wall. Super boobs, belly, crotch, thighs, knees and feet slam into the carbo-tanium wall without no ill effects to the wall. Supergirl completely stunned however ricochets off the powerful odd material and flies in a drunkenly uncoordinated manner before she crash lands, at the base of the super building, knocked out cold. I jump out and shoot this picture because enemy or not, she has an ass to die for. Normally, I would take her prisoner but all my holding cells nearby are full with captive superheroines and she will only be out for a few minutes. I revel in the thought of the headache I know she will be enjoying when she comes to. Will she learn from her energetic brain massage against the carbo-tanium wall? Probably not. Switching on my homing beacon both the building and I faze out of sight.

2 comments:

  1. At least you were kind enough to put carpet out at the base of your o so tuff wall!

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  2. You kneed to tie up superwoman.hoist her up with a crain. With a big tub of green melted dawn kriptonight. And slowly lower her in. Her red boots stat to burn.as shes pointind her toes.screaming aaahhhh my feet. Then the kripton starts to ladder.and burn her glossy tights. Her red skirt. Starts to burn.also her boddy blue top. At this stage its up her neck.shes in pain.then the villan pushes her head under. Her golden hair burn.then the villan tells the world he as distroyd superwoman.then the camra looks in the green vat of kriptonight.and.just sees skellington remains of superwoman.

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