SUPER Punch Gives Patriot Girl a Long Nap and Travel Opportunity

Patriot Girl was a little to noisy as she zoomed in to clobber the super heavy weight super villain, Galactus. The powerful super beauty was shocked and surprised when the 15 foot tall super baddy spun around at the very last second and hit her square on the chin with his full powered, planet-busting, Galactus Punch. Streaking away at just below escape velocity, the KOed super cutie traveled from Los Angeles to Northern New Jersey in under 2 minutes. The limp and KOed curvaceous fighter for justice careened through several office building before she crashed landed through the roof of a rather wild fraternity located on George Street at Rutgers College in New Brunswick, NJ. When military officials from NORAD finally tracked the busty and beautiful UFO's trajectory, three days later they discovered a nude, well used Patriot Girl, laying spread-eagle on a bar, surrounded by empty beer cans, still knocked out cold. Galactus needless to say, got clean away.