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Saturday, May 30, 2009

I Just KOed My New Bed Spread!


I love my traps!! I get such a wonderfull assortment of experienced and rookie superheroines who blunder through my castle and end up triggering traps and getting knocked out cold !!!
And do I have huge, cluttered dungeons? Heck NO!! Superheroines make GREAT furniture pieces and decorations! When you get tired of them, sell them!!!
I have one well endowed superheroine mounted in a wall, in a walnut frame so her lovely head and bust are displayed in my bedroom. Her well rounded butt and legs are hanging and similarly mounted in the adjoining guest room, for the pleasure of my guests. I REALLY take good care of my guests.
Recycling is SO important nowadays. Don't waste them! Let Dr. Desire and his lovely assistant Lisette, give you tips on practical uses for knocked out superheroines.
Make YOUR hideout or labratory look SUPER!!

Is it KO City for the Champ?!


It was a hard fought nhb battle with exotic blows and throws. Erin, the Champ had worked over Ken with suplexes and clutches and even a piledriver which amazingly the tough wrestler survived. Ken had dealt the gorgeous blonde Champ some wicked knee lifts, low blows, DDTs and an awesome facebuster. Staggering up the Champ ran full tilt into this bone jarring left upper cut which slammed her down flat spreadeagle on her back . Is this the end for the Champ? Can she come back and win this tough match?
Can Erin the Champ come back and win this match?
Yes, she is just riding out the weak punch and will come back and trash this heel.
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No way, the little lady is kissing canvas, seeing stars and out for the count.
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She will rise, however they will simulaneously KO each other with opposite side kicks to the head.

Low Blows - The Great Equalizer


Nothing cuts an opponent down to size like a well delivered low blow. It stirs the pot when arm locks, leg locks, throws and clutches go back and forth between opponents ad infinitum. It exites people, whether they choose to admit it or not. They are not "nice" but they are the tool of the villain/villainess/heel and the vengence of the hero/heroine/face. To my way of thinking, they should not be the whole meal but they make a nice "spice" on occassion. What do you think?
What do you think about using low blows?
I like breaking up a fight by using low blows.
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I never use low blows.
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I primarily use low blows. They are really exciting.
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I like receiving low blows.
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One Punch Awat from Being Knocked Out Cold


I have had so many inquiries about this series of poser works, asking where they can buy the game. Sorry folks, it does not exist. Poor Jazmin is just this side of being knocked out cold. Her energy is all but gone. Her gloves are down and useless and her eyes are rolling around and unfocused. If you were playing the game, how would you put her in dreamland?
How would you knockout Jazmin?
A super uppercut to both tits will put her away.
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A powerful left cross to her chin will cross her eyes and put her down.
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A pussy punch will KO and humiliate her.
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A belly punch that touches her spine will sent Jazmin to Lala Land.
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She's KOed. A finger push on her forehead will send her crashing to the canvass.
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other ( write it up on the comments, please. :^) )

Friday, May 29, 2009

Superheroine Room Decorations


Decoration Tip # 12 If you have several KOed superheroines and don't know what to do with them. Don't throw them in the trash!!! They make wonderful wall hangings and rugs. Remember tigers and certain bears are endanger species, but superheroines are prolific and EASY to get. Maintenence is EASY. Occasional applications of chloroform or a blackjack slug behind the ear will keep your property docile and looking beautiful. In a pinch you can also ues renegade super villainesses . Spice YOUR hideout with unconscious SUPERHEROINES !!!! See Dr. Simon Desire (menolothar) for more information or comment on his photo album and blog.
Oh another superheroine just tried to rescue my nice rug and now she is part of a beautiful triptych.
What do YOU do with your KOed Superheroines?
Gosh, Dr. Desire, I keep losing them, they keep escaping.
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I keep them as pets, Dr. Desire. They sure are fun to play with.
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I need help Dr. Desire. They are cluttering up my nice clean lair. What other tips do you have?
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Queen Kyra KOed in Battle


Babaugaliano's fantastic art shows that the Amazon Queen, Kyra has been knocked out cold after a brutal fight. Two beautiful hand maidens have to bring the sexy sleeping monarch to. What do you suggest they do to wake up this sleeping beauty?
How would you bring Queen Kyra to?
Nothing, let the wimp bitch sleep it off on the floor.
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Dump a bucket of cold water over her head. That will clear her head.
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Smelling salts and lightly slaping her face will clear the stars and birdies away.
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Oral sex, kissing, breast massage and other sexual stimulation will wake her up smiling.
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Carry her to bed and have the hand maidens "double team" her. She'll wake up happy!
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What Hit Her?


The champ here was doing great. She had you on the ropes. You were dog meat and ready to drop. You lash out like lightening and POW!!! She drops like the stock market on a bad day. As the ref counts out sleeping beauty , the press asks you. . . .
What Hit Her?
The mickey finn you slipped her just before the fight.
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A thunderous right hook to her glass jaw.
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Three lightning fast gut punches.
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A swift knee between the legs as you clinched.
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A super punch to her tits.
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She fell and hit her head on the ringpost. You think you can box?
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Other - Please explain
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