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Saturday, June 6, 2009

Slamming and Selling Superheroines - For FUN and PROFT!!!


This economic downturn has put many "good" people out work. So what the heck is the point of being good? Plenty of fun and profit clobbering superheroines and selling them to foreign potentates as sex slaves. Youcan even sell them back to their own well heeled organizations or government so they can come back at you and . . . . . you guessed it, you can clobber and capture them again. Now THAT is steady income, Bubba. In the picture above, a false nuclear threat brings Wonder Woman to an abandoned apartment building. She is stunned from behind and KOed with a rag of Mega-chlorone (available in Dr. S. Desire's wholesale catalogue or at his New department store - Supine Superheroines.) Power Girl follows as backup and after breathing in a lungful of microencapsulated, synthesized kryptonite (yes, Dr. D found the formula), the buxom super babe was easily pacified by a 16lb sledge hammer blow to the back of her head. In the picture, they are both sleeping peacefully and ready to make YOU a BOATLOAD of MONEY.

Don't whine about the crappy economy! Get up off your fat, evil ass and nab a superheroine for BIG BUCKS!!! Contact Dr. Simon Desire for everything from beginer kits to a fully equipped dungeon hideout. Catalogues available at the Humbled Heroine in NYC, Supine Superheroines or at better criminal outlet agencies.

Dr. Desire says; "A superheroine's chest looks best, with YOUR foot on it! "

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Tara Tigra, Jungle Queen, KOed, Captured - An Endangered Species?


Tara Tigra is a powerful and beautiful jungle queen and the great protector of Er Shajuin, a secret city, hidden deep in the jungle. I have a deep interest in locating this ancient city, hidden by centuries of thick jungle growth, thick layers of lichen and moss, vines, trees and broad leafed plants. A large group of rare red gorillas lived amid worn stone columns, steep steps, shattered buildings and deep, dark foundations. Mundane treasures such as statues of deities made of obsidian and diamond, bars of gold, silver, great slabs of amber, ebony and heaps of cut emeralds, saphires and blood red rubies can be found in profusion among the rooms of the green covered city, Unknown to the beautiful Jungle heroine, and of particular interest to a criminal genius like me, the long gone, ancient human civilization that lived in the city for a dozen centuries were not the first inhabitants of the now ruined environs. Deep below the jungle hidden ruins lay a relic of extrodinary power. Securing this relic and harnessing the powers that it releases would ensure my dominant position as the most powerful supervillain in this galaxy. My foot would rest on the chests of my most powerful foes, as they lay helpless before me and my minions.


Despite my most furtive efforts, finding the exact location of Ere Shajuin remained a secret of antiquity. The only person who knew was Tara. I needed to have a chat with the powerful, Jungle warrior/Queen.


Tara swung through the thick jungle foliage with her constant companion, Huma, a large (600lb.) male, red gorilla. Quick as Spiderman, the gorgeous jungle denizen used the hanging vines with preternatural ability, almost flying through the thick jungle. Leaping from an astonishing height Tara somersaultedin the air and landed lightly on the soft, moist jungle floor, her large, firm, eye stopping bust jiggling delightfully. Huma landed beside her, his huge powerful body swaying as he hooted and grunted at Tara. "Yes, I smell it too, Huma. There is an something not right in the jungle, something or someone not of the jungle. Wait, I hear something!" Tara heard the high pitched buzz several moments before she noticed saw a tiny dart weaving in and out between the trees behind Huma. Before Huma could move the dart struck the massive ape at the base of his skull and then dropped to the ground. The red gorilla grunted at the sharp, slight pain and shook his big head, feeling the place where he was pricked by the dart. Tara bent down to pick up the dart. She saw a micro-engine and what looked like a filament camera, lining the length of the 5 inch dart and a sharp metal point with a opened release clip. Her scientific background told the buxom jungle fighter the dart was a delivery system.


A roar from Huma brought her shocked attention back, but much too late as the huge gorilla brough two massive rock hard fists slamming down on her shoulders and the sides of her neck, THUUDD!!, "OOHH!" THUDD!! "UUHH!" THUUDD!!, "UUHHhhh" three times, driving the surprised jungle beauty to her knees. Dazed by the assault of the mighty ape, who until a moment ago would have given his life to protect his beautiful, human Queen. "Huma? Why?" moaned Tara, shaking her head and desperately trying to clear her head. Her blurred, rolling vision saw the usually somber face of her simian protector, twisted in rage, his eyes unusually glazed and disoriented. SMAABAAM! "GAAHH! UHHhh!" Swinging his massive arms, the battering ram fists smashed into Tara's very generous antelope bikini covered boobs, lifting her up and smashing her against a tree. "OOOhhh, He doesn't know what he is doing." she thought. "But if I don't stop him, he is going to kill me." Forcing herself to focus and clear her rocked head,Tara grabbed Huma's right wrist, and leaped forward as he pulled back to deliver another powerful punch. Acting more by instinct than anything else, Tara dodged around the flailing arms of the red gorilla and leaped on Huma's back, wrapping her long powerful thighs around the upper abdomen of the ape, locking her ankles and wrapped her powerful right arm around the thick neck of the crazed red ape and pulled mightily on Huma's head to the left with her left hand. Locking on this Lotus Sleeper would eventually subdue the mighty ape without hurting him. Huma however seemed unconcered about how Tara fared as he smashed her against trees and battered her with blows that were only a part of the gorilla's power as he tried to dislodge the shapely Jungle fighter from his back. Finally Huma collapsed down on the ground as the powerful Lotus Sleeper knocked him out.


Tara staggered to her feet dazed and groggy, almost knocked out herself. The initial beating and the susequent effort to subdue the giant gorilla had almost done her in. As she gasped to regain her breath and to keep on her feet, Tara heard a familiar sound. A high pitched buzz. A slight stab of pain in the left side of her neck told the weary Jungle Amazon that a dart had found her (see picture) She felt a surge, as if the dart had injected something in her neck. Suddenly she felt like a wrecking ball had hit her between the eyes. Leaping into the trees and trying to swing away on a vine, Tara Tigra managed to gain the heights of the jungle canopy before her senses betrayed her and she missed a vine. BAAAAAAMM!! "uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh!!!" Plumeting down Tara slammed into a heavy branch. She lay almost completely unconscious, like a leopard resting on a brach. She stradled the thick branch, her long strong legs haning limply on either side of the branch, as did her powerful arms. Her head rested chin down on the branch. Her forehead, firm boobs, flat belly, and antelope skin bikini covered crotch had slammed down on the branch. "G..G....Gotta m.....move" the nearly KOed Jungle Queen mumbled as she slipped from the branch and tumbled to the Jungle floor below. Tara blacked out as the ground came rocketing up to deal her the final blow.


Hurt. . . . . .she hurt. . . . .Tara hurt everywhere. Tara slowly, very slowly tried to sit up. What happened? Ohhhhh, she hurt, she was sooo dizzy. She could see a dark figure in front of her but she was still too groggy to see any kind of detail. She felt a soft fur collar cable around her neck. "I would not try to take off that collar, if I were you." a deep sonorous voice rumbled.


Tara will. . .


Try to take off the collar.
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Try to surprise her captor and fight back
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Sit back and listen to her captor.
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Take A Beautiful, KOed Superheroine or Femal Fighter Home TONIGHT!


Feel like gloating over a fallen superheroine foe or rival? Pissed at a tough female fighter who bested or humiliated you in the ring or in an ally? Do you rejoice and revel in seeing or reading about beautiful, powerful women knocked out cold by villains, villainesses, other female fighters, heels, or just more powerful opponents. Maybe you are just interested in attractive KOed women. You might be interested in leaving an interesting or provocative issue or topic about this type of roleplaying, which will be commented on by other interested parties (including me). If you have fighting pictures or defeated superheroines or female fighters (any type of combat, just not lethal) that would like to share with others (maybe Lisette or me getting our not-so-just deserts) this may be a group you woud enjoy.


Stop by my new Flickr Superheroine, female fighter KO group (the link is below under my homepage ). You need to become my friend to see the pictures (Yes, some of them are a bit naughty.)


I am adding to the pictures, almost every day. So stop by and become a friend and peruse and enjoy.

How To Get To My Flickr Superheroine, Female Fighter KO Group


Cut and paste the address, http://www.flickr.com/groups/koedsuperheroines/ . I hope to see lot of my friends join up and share pictures, story lines, senarios, enjoyable fighting moments (winning or losing) and chat about the things you enjoy most and dislike least about roleplaying as a noble superheroine, wrestler, fighter or as a viscious supervillain(ess), heel, or crook.


What would you like to see in my Flickr group?
More KOed superheroines
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More villains losing
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More wrestling endings (pins or KOs)
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more sleeper hold images
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more piledriver or other wrestling finishers
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Lots more topics to discuss.
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Flickr Group: "Knocked Out Superheroines and Female Fighters" now OPEN


I opened a group on Yahoo's Flickr called, Knocked Out Superheroines and Female Fighters. Comments and contributions of pictures, story lines, or discussion topics are welcome. Let see how it works (or IF it works).

Things To Be Thankful For. . .


It's the simple things in life that we should be thankful for, like running into a super powerful superheroine in her secret identity, without her power bracelet that makes her all but invulnerable.

We need to give thanks for the simple pleasures with friends, like working over this superheroine with Lisette, using powerful but controled punches and kicks and truely painful holds like crushing bearhugs which leave the buxom blond beauty staggering, groggy, defenseless, and barely able to stand or simply keep her from passing out.
We all need to simplify our lives and enjoy what we have, like using a simple blackjack to slug her behind the ear and lay her out cold. *see picture

Well friends and fellow villain, we got our bird *see picture. Plenty of breast meat and a nice set of drumsticks there, time to take her home and stuff her.

Lisette and I wish you all a happy Thanksgiving.

League of Unlikely Superheroine Talent - Member #4


Mighty Maxine Mouse is another member of L.U.S.T that has crossed my path several times. She is a powerful martial artist, has respectable recuperative powers and can move about in complete silence. She can chew through very tough and thick materials like leather and hemp (rope of any thickness cannot hold her). She is as strong as Spiderwoman and her long, powerful legs are particularly viscious weapons. She creeps on to a crime scene or a hideout and with stealth and power subdues the criminal(s) and delivers them to the local constabulary.


She dug a hole into my castle headquarters and overcame a few of my more poorly trained guards. She set off several of my hair trigger alert and analysis sensor/probes. Recording her power fingerprint, I set a PWT (Personal Weakness Trap) in several rooms.


Quickly and silently chewing through a locked and bolted door, Mighty Maxine was transfixed and the sight and scent which captured her full attention - a table in the corner loaded with full rounds of Gouda, Cheddar, melted Brie, sharp Provelone, Armenian String and a dozen other cheeses.


Utterly helpless to resist the smells and sight of her chief weakness, the Radiant Rodent was inexorably drawn to the table, where reaching for a wedge of creamy Dannish Fontina, she broke a trigger beam releasing a 5 foot, pressure spring loaded iron bar which slammed into her firm, well rounded breasts, and smashed her into the thich walnut paneled wall with bone shaking force. A heavy wooden bat swung down from the 30 foot ceiling with more force than any star, pro baseball (or Cricket batter) could muster. With a loud CRACK the bat struck the stunned and disoriented Super Mouse, right between her big ears. With no more than a surprised UURRPP!? and a final cooing sigh of resignation and fast fading consciousness, Mighty Maxine Mouse dropped flat on the floor, quiet as a . . . well, . . you know.


I entered the room from one of many hidden hallways and looked at the leotard and tights clad semi-superheroine, spreadeagle and flat on her back, out cold. Grabbing her tail, I dragged this conked silly superheroine to the exit catapult. My guards would load her into the basket and shoot her over the wall, about a quarter of a mile from the castle where she would land in the woods (Some of YOU have gone through the self same experience.). She's a superheroine, she'll survive (with a horrendous headache) and get a commendation from L.U.S.T. for trying to take me down.
Let me know if you have any other experiences with Mighty Maxine Mouse.